The lazy man’s guide to living in the US..
It was a lovely saturday morning, the sky was cloudy, the temperature a hairbreadth above the exclaimation – “My **** are freezing…god damnit!”.
The time was a little over 9 o’ clock, perfect for a breakfast…But hey, breakfast is only until 9 o’ clock…Damn it again…
Fruits, err bread…alright chocolates…anything.. aaaaah, to get to the nearest store or restaurant I have to look into googlemaps and if it is nowhere near, I need to hire a cab…
^%#^%#^%#&(&^^&*^^ sh*t, F**k, aaaaaaaaaaaw
Well, what is the moral of the story?
Learn to fuc*ing drive, cook and wake yourself up before the cock (pun intended!!!!!!) before you can move your a*s to US…
And don’t forget to pack your provions…
sounds very simple right? Now try it… 
Its absolutely easy living in the USA. All you need to do is leave your memories from India behind and start a fresh new life!!! No autorikshaws, learn to drive as the gasoline prices go sky high…. No water in the bathrooms, no cups, no buckets, Learn to go for the paper revolution – paper towels, paper plates, paper toilet tissues. Welcome to the new world order that praises conservation of resources while having electric hand dryers(Isnt power conservation in their agenda???) as an alternative to paper towels.
பாத் ரூமிலே தண்ணி இல்லியா? என்ன சின்னப்புள்ள தனமா இருக்கு! அதெல்லாம் நமக்கு சரிப்பட்டு வராதுங்க.
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